Hoje à tarde a minha irmã ligou-me a dizer que me iam ligar do Wall Street Institute para me oferecerem aulas de inglês. Ora eu não sinto necessidade nenhuma de mais aulas de inglês além das que já tive ao longo da minha vida e hey, achei que me podia divertir com a situação. Obviamente só tenho coragem de fazer isto se estiver sozinha, caso contrário escangalho-me a rir.

Eu: Rachel's phone!
*: Er... Good evening.
Eu: Hi, who's this?
*: I'm calling from the Wall Street Institute. Excuse me, is this...Raquel Silva's phone number?
Eu: Yes it is, but she's busy right now.
*: Is it okay if I call in a few minutes?
Eu: Oh, she'll take a while, you want me to tell her sumething?
*: Ahm... well... tell her that we called her sister, who has some free classes at the Wall Street and we'd like to know if she's interested...
Eu: Hold on... *tapa o micro* RACHEL!!! YOU WANNA GO TO THE WALL STREET INSTITUTE?
Eu2: WHAT?
Eu: I SAID, YOU WANNA GO TO THE WALL STREET INSTITUTE. THERE'S A MAN TELLING YOUR SISTER HAD SOME FREE CLASSES AND WHAT NOT!
Eu2: I AM TALKING TO YOU, WHY WOULD I WANNA GO TO THE WALL STREET?
Eu: WELL I DON'T KNOW, HE'S ASKING!
Eu2: TELL HIM I DON'T WANNA.
Eu: ALRIGHT! *destapa o micro* She doesn't want to...
*: (meio confuso meio a rir-se) And does she want to recommend us to anyone?
Eu: wait a second... *tapa o micro* YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO GO FOR YOU?
Eu2: WHAT? NO!
Eu: *destapa o micro* she doesn't want that either..
*: Well thank you for your time...
Eu: No worries. One love!

Ainda me estou a rir... Sempre quis acabar um telefonema com "One Love"