5.12.11

nr. 57

Durante a apanha da azeitona, sim, que eu sou dessas pessoas rudes do campo, aquando em cima duma oliveia.

Pai: Mas estás parva? Desce já daí, eu vou lá com a escada
Eu: Pra quê? Já aqui estou!
Pai: Ainda cair praí, desce já Raquel!
Eu: Mau, mas tu não subias às árvores?
Pai: Subia! E o meu pai também me mandava descer!
Eu: E DESCIAS?
Pai: NÃO!
Eu: então, fim.

Raquel'd.

as saudades que tenho da irrelevância.

0. kissed a different race other than myself > my dog.

1. kissed a girl > yes

2. kissed a boy > yes

3. kissed in the rain > yes

4. kissed on a ferris wheel > no

5. kissed underwater > no

6. kissed on new years > yes, a girl

7. kissed under the mistletoe > no

8. kissed on 11:11 > who's couting?

9. failed my drivers test > no

10. showered with someone else > yes

11. made someone cry > i guess

12. broke someone’s heart > i don't think so

13. rejected someone > yes

14. gotten rejected > tons

15. gone skinny dipping > yes

16. wished on a shooting star > yes, lol

17. wished at 11:11 > no

18. wished on a eyelash > yes

19. wished on birthday candles > yes

20. had a wish come true > hardly

21. stayed up for more than 24 hours > YES! and asleep too

22. had a sleepover with the opposite sex > yes

23. slept in the same bed as the opposite sex > yes

24. had a date to a dance > no

25. had a one night stand > yes

26. had my heart broken > i'd be dead, no. but yes.

27. made fun of someone for being fat > :D

28. cut myself > not on purpose

29. liked more than one person at the same time > no

30. kissed more than two people in one night > yes lol

31. found something valuable on the ground > ooooh yeah

32. been bitch slapped > yes

33. been slapped > yes

34. been told i’m ugly > not directly, but yes

35. been told i’m worthless > thank you, sister.

36. slapped someone > yes

37. talked to someone via webcam > once, and it was awesome.

38. had a virus on my computer > yes, rip windows

39. had my butt slapped by someone i don’t know > no

40. kissed someone i don’t know > no

41. have a pillow pet > no

42. said something i wish i could take back > definetly

43. broken up with someone > yes

44. lost a friend > in progress...

45. had a fight with someone over a guy > pffff, yes (sorry Sofia)

46. cheated on someone > never did, never will.

47. someone cheated on someone, with me > no

48. sexted > think not.

49. gotten bullied via text/internet/calls > lol, the troll era

50. fell in love > yes.