Ted: The three-days rule is insane, I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus.
Marshall: Barney. Don't do this. Not with Jesus.
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole 'wait three days' thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he would have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all 'hey, Jesus. What up?' And Jesus would probably be like 'What up? I died yesterday.' And then they would be all 'Uh. You look pretty alive to me, dude,' And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be all like 'uh, ok, whatever you say, bro.'
Robin: Wow. Ancient dialogue sounds all stilted now.
Barney: And he's not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy. Doing chores. Working the loom. Trimming their beards. No, he waits the exact right number of days. Three.
Ted: Ok, I promise. I'll wait three days. Just please stop talking.
Barney: Plus it's Sunday! So everyone's in chruch already. They're all in there "Oh no, Jesus is dead..." And then BAM, He burst through back door. Runs up the aisle. Everyone is totally psyched, and BTW, that's when he invented the high-five. Three days, We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story .
pá, o(s) gajo(s) que pensam nas cenas que aparecem nessa série devem ser cá uns cromos!! sem nda p fazer, ficar no café a flr do nada, tipo seinfled e a dizer cenas sem nexo que de tão parvas que são, até têm piada! xD isso e criar teorias pras coisas haha xD
ResponderEliminarbarney, jesus wants you to wait three days to call a woman so the woman can enjoy three days of freedom (if she's to be stuck with a man like so many around...) OR so she can think about if she really wants to answer your call xD
LOL awesomeness
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